Sunday, August 24, 2008

Pre SCum


Social discrimination must begin at a young age. Ideally before birth. If you don't have your kid on at least 4 exclusive preschool waiting lists before they can roll over you are = a total loser. A total irresponsible, socially undesirable schmuck (although the world schmuck in and of itself is cool). And we won't have anything to do with you. You smell of little brown children that can't spell, bring tortillas to lunch and whose parents don't discuss topics such as developmental stages and maturity. Oh, but it's cool if your kid speaks Spanish, of course. You just wouldn't want him to learn it firsthand. Better through a warm, grandmotherly nanny. And if she makes tamales for lunch, hey, that's hip! Like those from Whole Foods.

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