Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Fat at the Zoo


We went to the L.A. Zoo on Sunday and to my relief it was schleppy Moms in head-to-toe Target everywhere. While A. and M. checked out the monkeys and tigers and flamingoes I counted the female bipedal primates of the Homo sapiens sapiens genus that were a size 12 and up. I was very satisfied. I haven't felt this "at home" in weeks, months! It almost made it OK to eat ice cream. Well, almost. Maybe an Icee. That's mostly water, and sugar. But somehow seems less gluttinous. Less of a personality flaw.

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