Sunday, September 28, 2008

These are the things...


Too fat is when you can no longer wrap a regular size bath towel around your body after showering. Luckily, I still can. But my boobs fail the pencil test. And other parts of my body are strangely different, too. Like C. said, while our babies were crawling in the sandbox on a sunny Friday afternoon, her "yoohoo" looks like an old lady's now. I've never seen an old lady's but I have the power of imagination. I don't know what mine looks like. I've allowed nature to take over. Deforestation has given way to verdant foliage. These are the things we never talk about.

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