Before:
1. Bangs
2. Skinny jeans
3. Wine tasting
4. Spaceland
3. Wine tasting
4. Spaceland
5. Shopping for sexy heels
6. Sex
7. Vodka Tonics
8. Girls Night Out
7. Vodka Tonics
8. Girls Night Out
9. Money in the bank
10. Adult conversation
10. Adult conversation
After:
1. Stained Sweats
2. Ponytails
3. Snack n Chats
2. Ponytails
3. Snack n Chats
4. Xanax
5. Parenting Books
6. In bed by 8pm
7. America's Next Top Model
8. Target
9. Shopping for organic bananas
10. My phone is so... silent
This is counterintuitive, but the solution to being overwhelmed by baby is to have more. They entertain each other and you do not need to be the center of their lives anymore nor they yours. See what I mean, counterintuitive.
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