Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Phlegm Strikes Again


You know, this isn't fat, said my acupuncturist today, while inside I was screaming STOP! NO MORE NEEDLES IN MY FEET (those are particularly touchy) and considering requesting he put ALL the needles in my HEAD. What, I said? This, he said, grabbing my arm. Sure, you've gained some weight, but this is all phlegm. And water. A lot of water weight. I could have wept with relief.

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