Thursday, May 7, 2009

Fat Obsession Reaches New Lows


Today at circa 8 p.m. PST, a fat local woman was found frantically squeezing into flimsy summer dresses at the Glendale location of popular Armenian hang-out ROSS: Dress for Less. After several futile efforts, she gave up and bought a two-seasons-ago LeSportsac wallet and a Dr. Seuss DVD for $2.99. She then walked to her car wondering why Armenians are perpetually scowling. Must be the 1915 Genocide.

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