So I said, when I saw the gift, which was actually awesome, despite looking like a clown dildo, "I thought it was, uhm, I thought it was, uhm, it looks like .... something NASTY." What the #$%&? Do I have Tourette's or something? Am I 5 years old? I must apologize. Or will that make it worse? What would Miss Manners have to say about blurting out stupid shit to well-meaning, gift-giving awesome people who have no reason for said gift other than being totally cool and nice and awesome... and yours truly is a total idiot for even using that word in any context. I mean, what a stupid-ass, Janet Jackson-ass kinda word is this anyway? Nasty. I need help.
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