Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tits or Terrorism?


Looks like New Year's might be spent watching "Der Baader Meinhof Komplex." Nothing like ringing in the New Year with a prestige cuvée and a little 1970s terrorism, while glamorous people elsewhere in the world fete with new boob jobs and Lady Gaga. A Plastic Surgeon in NYC is offering a $100,000 dollar Special, which features three tables for New Years Eve for concerts by Ms. Gaga and two barf heads (John Mayer and some other crooner). The package also includes round-trip first-class tickets from New York to Miami, a choice of Penthouses at 5-star hotels in South Beach for a month and new tits for the new year. Wow, the things one can achieve with new tits!

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