Thursday, October 2, 2008

Live Through This


Nothing like a vice presidential campaign to ruin your evening. Hockey mom was good, peppering her heartland speech with darns and hecks and doggones and mavericks. To get the bad taste out of my mouth I did some channel surfing and found a Fox 11 show where people run toward a fast-moving wall and try to bend their bodies in such a way as to fit through cutout shapes. I almost fainted. The debate was a hole and hunter mom was trying to put her bouffant through it. And she succeeded with every sound bite for all the suckers out there who get excited about a $5000 tax break so they can buy their own health care and rest in peace that rape victims have to birth their unwanted bastards. She's the girl with the most cake. She fakes it so real, she's beyond fake. And someday, they will ache like I ache.

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