ButterBaby is thinking about retiring sarcasm and embracing lovingkindness. How about looking at the coffee cup half full for a change? Oops. Empty again. Drats. Anway, ButterBaby thinks that unless she can invent South Park, which has already been invented by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and much better than ButterBaby could have envisioned it, she better calls it quits.
Reasons to Retire:
1. ButterBaby can't type anyway
2. flowers in the spring are so lovely
3. now that ButterBaby is more alkaline due to compulsive green juicing, she just doesn't have the venom it takes
4. tsunamis
5. blogging is a dead language, much like Latin
On the other hand, the world is still populated by doucheboats that need to be commented on.
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