Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Plastic Posse


I haven't cared about anything enough to want to write about it in two months. And then I see SJP and her pussy posse on buses and billboards around town, airbrushed to look like tweens. How offensive? Is this what it takes to get 30- and 40-something women to see a shite, guaranteed-straight-to-DVD, fluff-and-fold movie? Touching up those three hags (plus cool Samantha) beyond recognition with plastic faces and plastic-smooth limbs and not even a 19-something fine line in sight? I'm deeply offended as a woman that in this country we are not allowed to age. Not even a bit. Even vintage Barbies look older!

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