Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Belle of the Hair Ball


Our house would be a lot cleaner if Abe and I weren't so stressed out. The hair balls I collected today could have stuffed those sausages they're using to mop up the Gulf of Mexico oil spill with. We're suffering from major alopecia, which is making me feel apoplectic. And like Edie Bouvier, I'm a person predisposed to apoplexy. Ah, the belle and beau of the hair ball dance.

I was dancing when I was aaah
I danced myself right out the womb
Is it strange to dance so soon
I danced myself right out the womb

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