I don't know why I took a Pilates class this week, but so what, I did. The teacher was ten minutes late and ended class ten minutes early. But that wasn't it. The fact that the class had no soul wasn't it either. But 15 minutes in, with all of us lying supine with our legs raised at a 45 degree angle, a pregnant woman walked in and put down her mat. She looked about 30 plus weeks. She should have been next door in prenatal yoga and I was going to say something but waited to see what would happen. The teacher was oblivious. Then another student said to the ripe mama-to-be, hey, you should probably be next door. And the idiot teacher said: 'Oh, no, Pilates is great for pregnant women!' You stupid, stupid cow! Not only should that mama not be lying flat on her back. She also shouldn't focus on rock hard abs. You feckin moron!
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